*SHOOP* Tired and music in your ears and out of breath... jog across a bridge over the harbor. Well done. Okay now think to yourself, What if we don't use airplanes in the future? (Wait, isn't this the future?) What if instead we just step into machines that are like elevators and then press a button that will deliver us to our destination once the doors open? This thought is completely disturbing to you as you're running over the bridge but it just smiles and scoots away... and the sun is setting. It yawns. Every shape and sound becomes a lazier version of itself.
So yeah, you're going to invent Travelators (c) 2011
Travelators may never actually come to fruition. Successful transference from one geographical location to another via Travelator not guaranteed. Fun not guaranteed. In fact, fun not encouraged nor tolerated. Any persons implying the use of fun or acting upon the feeling of fun will be detained and sentenced to instant death by panther. Fulfillment of dreams not included. Travelator is not responsible for the loss of hair, pet snakes, teeth, virginity, taste in music, limbs, winning lottery tickets, wedding rings, left shoes, and/or car keys. Travelator advises any persons with missing left shoes to ask their mother for the whereabouts and/or check under the bed. Should Travelators enjoy creation and success all dog-lovers will be given priority when booking travel in an attempt to mold a more dog-friendly planet and to offer the canine his deserved chance to travel - NOT a cage in a cold dark pit surrounded by luggage. Travelator not responsible for any missing dogs. Especially cute lovable ones.
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